Archie Andrews, star of the long-running Archie Comics universe, will take a bullet on Wednesday in a fearless leap to save his gay friend from an assassination attempt. The 73-year-old character’s impending death was first announced in April when Jon Goldwater, co-CEO of Archie Comics Publications Inc., said in an interview with CNN that Riverdale’s famous ginger will go out a hero in “Life with Archie,” which explores Archie’s life as an adult.
This is ridiculous! Everyone does know it is fiction, right? Does everything have to be politicized and twisted to what someone feels is a righteous cause? What can we expect next?
“Casper the Friendly Ghost Reveals that He was Abused & Murdered as a Child”
“Donald Duck Arrested for Indecent Exposure”
“Olive Oil Dies from Chronic Anorexia, Popeye Ate All the Spinach!”
“Scooby Doo Put Down from Drug Overdose, Shaggy Arrested”
“Garfield Run Over in Hit-&-Run, Keep Your Pets Leashed!”
“Little Lulu Comes Out as Lesbian, Says Stop the Hate!”
“Little Ol’ Lady Who Lived in a Shoe Demands Obama Care Contraceptives”
“Wilma Flintstone Leaves Fred Over Affair & Too Many Yabba-Dabba-Doo Times!”
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